33 Weird First Dates That Didn't Lead To Second Dates

"I went on a breakfast date once where my date ordered two sunny-side up eggs. He proceeded to take two straws, poke one in each yolk, and suck the yolks up. Don’t even remember his name."

BuzzFeed Staff

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—u/TallCommunication302

"After we finished our appetizer, I excused myself to go to the bathroom, which was behind me. I noticed that the older lady from across the bar was sitting at a small table behind us. She was trying to hide but not doing such a great job. When I got back to the table, I asked my date if she knew who the lady was, and said that I thought they were 'communicating.' She confessed that the lady was her mother and she always brought her on first dates so she could give her opinion and rate her date. So far I was doing well, and her mother thought I was great. I asked for the check, paid the tab (it included drinks and dinner for her mother), and cut my losses. On the way out, I told her to lose my number."

—u/doodlewacker

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—u/Jaxxieliz

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—u/captainshitbox420

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—u/Waterfall1893

—u/Dune_Asmr

—u/Pale-Garlic5523

—u/GreedyNovel

—u/Crackedin5ths

—u/Westonworld

—u/TemperatureMore5623

—u/Selfish_Kitty

—u/Reginaaaataylor

—u/Luminodistic1

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—u/Richard_Thickens

—u/azorianmilk

—u/Plastic-Tension-8973

—u/J-Dizzle42

—u/crimsontide5654

—u/4Ever2Thee

—u/gneo_watanabe

—u/Sol-Blackguy

—u/more_pepper_plz

—u/oldfarmhousechutney

—u/Butterflyfly4w4y

—u/suteril

Note: Some submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.